Vol. 1 · Issue 13 · $3.99
The Cosmic Tabloid
EXCLUSIVE!
100% Cosmic
Are You
Better
Than His Ex?
The synastry. The transits. The receipts she didn't want you to see. We pull the cosmic file and tell you who really fits him.
💋
YOU
🚬
HIM
💔
HER
Takes 60 seconds · Shareable verdict card
Inside this issue
- ★Page 03 — Who he obsesses over (Pluto never lies)
- ★Page 07 — The bedroom score she doesn't want public
- ★Page 11 — Wife material? Saturn weighs in
- ★Page 13 — THE VERDICT he'd never admit out loud
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